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3.6/10

Santa with Muscles (1996)

PG | 1 Hours 38 Minutes

Action, Family, Comedy

Penurious but muscle-bound Blake Thorne has made a vast fortune marketing health food and health supplements. He once was a nice fellow, but as his wealth increases, he becomes increasingly self-centered and decadent. One day, he gets in a great paint-gun fight that goes too far. Blake escapes the cops by running into a shopping mall, quickly donning a Santa Suit and pretending to be St. Nick. A head injury causes Blake to suffer amnesia, and an opportunistic "elf" decides to convince Blake that he is indeed Santa. This leads "Santa" to help save an orphanage, filled with adorable moppets, from the machinations of a greedy, insane doctor.

Director: John Murlowski

Writers: Dorrie Krum Raymond, Fred Mata, Jonathan Bond

The Cast

Terry Gene Bollea

Blake

Ed Begley Jr.

Ebner Frost

Don Stark

Lenny

Robin Curtis

Leslie

Clint Howard

Hinkley

Mila Kunis

Sarah

Adam Wylie

Taylor

Aria Noelle Curzon

Elizabeth

William Newman

Chas

Jennifer Paz

Helen Chu

Steve Valentine

Dr. Blight

Kevin West

Dr. Flint

Diane Robin

Dr. Watt

Kai Ephron

Dr. Vial

Garrett Morris

Clayton

Robert Apisa

Franco

Pierre Dulat

Pierre

Eddy Donno

Mr. Rapini

Andre Jamal Kinney

Steven

Bentley Shuster

Girl

Troy Robinson

Baldie

Pete Apisa

Nose Ring

Brenda Song

Susan

Malone Brinton

Brat Kid

Bridget Michele

Mall Manager

Ed Leslie

Sumo Lab Assistant

Blake Shuster

Boy in Corridor

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